Sunday Morning with Pastor Manning: Obama

click the image for the clip

okay so this guy pastor manning is being tagged as the real life uncle ruckus. he says some really wild shit about black people in general but he turned his attacks to obama recently. its some pretty funny stuff, well not as funny as his other ones but funny nonetheless

how can a pastor need jesus?

btw - tell me homeboy dont look like che grand.

Eye Candy: Lisa Raye

worksafe?

first off if you complain about this pic being not worksafe you probably should be doing some work. i mean for real, you aint gettin paid to be reading blogs lookin at lisa raye's lady lumps. get yo paper player, dont let me digital loafing jam you up. now onto the post....

see i cant lie, i aint used to like her. like not as a person, as an actress. because i felt like she just didnt do a good job, at all. i mean she wasnt bad but she definitely helped the others around her shine in my opinion. but i cant lie, i'd watch her read the dictionary if i could.

as of late i have been watching reruns of all of us (that show she was on with that lil boy and tisha campbells* husband) and i find myself really kinda just watching it to look at her. well i cant lie i kinda enjoy the show BUT man she wears the HELL outta any outfit you put her in. i almost feel bad for hating on her acting now, especially as vocal as i was about it all. well actually no, no i dont.

what she been up to lately? anybody know?

*bonus picture: tisha and lisa in - lightskinded swaggajacking (remember when tisha was the go to lightskinded chick? swagger jacked!)

Rap Is Outta Control: Gangsta P's Contributions

how dare you question his trendsetting, look at what he has brung to the table

this aim convo is in reference to this article detailing wherein gangsta p aka prodigy of mobb deep* lists the contributions he has made. on the surface it merely looks like hip hop swag run rampant, however on a deeper level he has changed the fabric of our lives with his innovations.

featuring: donwill as A and young h as B

A (12:03:04 AM): and dont let me catch you using an exta b
A (12:03:05 AM): son
A (12:03:09 AM): p gave youthat b
A (12:03:18 AM): dont be spellin mob w/ no extra b
B (12:03:21 AM): an extra b
B (12:03:31 AM): FAM
B (12:03:59 AM): yall niggas woulda signed to AB records if not for Prodigy
B (12:04:16 AM): nigga gave yall that extra B
A (12:04:32 AM): bbe?
A (12:04:33 AM): nah fam
A (12:04:34 AM): BE
A (12:04:42 AM): bbc?
A (12:04:44 AM): not really
A (12:04:51 AM): not til prodigy made that happen
B (12:04:54 AM): nigga was just Beni before he met Prodigy
A (12:04:59 AM): HAHAHAHA
A (12:05:04 AM): busy b?
A (12:05:07 AM): he was just busy
A (12:05:18 AM): he changed the face of music
B (12:06:01 AM): niggas with fat fetishes used to just look for BW's
B (12:06:07 AM): prodigy changed the face of life
A (12:07:02 AM): oh you want grilled food?
A (12:07:05 AM): you want some ribs?
A (12:07:08 AM): not w/ out p
A (12:07:13 AM): BQ NIGGA
A (12:07:23 AM): when you bite them ribs
A (12:07:25 AM): you bitin p
A (12:07:28 AM): gangsta p
A (12:07:29 AM): lol
B (12:09:55 AM): nigga had a guitar named Lucille, just named B King. he aint get recognized til Prodigy gave him the seal of approval
A (12:10:26 AM): we need to recognize him for his black history contributions
A (12:10:27 AM): lol
B (12:10:30 AM): it was just Be and CeCe Winans
A (12:11:03 AM): lmao
A (12:11:07 AM): HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY TREND SETTING, LOOK AT WHAT I BRING TO THE TABLE
B (12:11:49 AM): DJ Drama and them cant even rightfully call themselves Trend Settas anymore
A (12:13:12 AM): oh nah he putti an end to all that
A (12:13:17 AM): fuck that nigga
A (12:13:27 AM): hand tats?
A (12:13:27 AM): nah
A (12:13:30 AM): nope
A (12:13:35 AM): dont let p catch you w/ that
A (12:13:46 AM): he died for our sins almost man
B (12:14:27 AM): shit was just B & T Bank
A (12:14:37 AM): lmao
A (12:14:39 AM): fam
B (12:17:53 AM): nigga changed the face of weaponry as we know it
B (12:17:57 AM): shit was just a B gun
A (12:18:33 AM): HAHAHAHAHA
A (12:18:41 AM): lmao @ weaponry
A (12:18:43 AM): hahahah
A (12:19:05 AM): defense, banking, music
A (12:19:11 AM): look at all the trends man
B (12:21:00 AM): yo before this nigga prodigy...
B (12:21:16 AM): niggas had to file complaints with the business bureau
B (12:21:24 AM): he made shit better

kudos gangsta p. thanks for teaching us this blog shit for real, lord knows where id be without it. not to mention protools. i am awed and humbled by your numerous contributions. we recognize and celebrate you p.

PS - lessondary radio is up... NOW! click to listen

discovery channel aint got shit on me

so for the past few days i have been obsessed with finding clips of this thing called the snakehead fish that is indigenous to thailand (i think) has rows of teeth like a shark and can live OUTSIDE of water for hours maybe days. oh yeah, and they are poppin up in certain areas of the united states from what i hear.

i also stumbled across this thing called a sun fish thats pretty cool. shit is huge and i hear its real stupid. like i hear they will swim into boats and kill themselves and depending on the boat put a hole in the side by accident like WHOOPS!

this i show i spend my time... lol

BONUS CLIP

OH SHIT! A COW EATING A CHICKEN SON!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

the first 8 seconds of this clip are great

i have been laughing at his 'dance moves' for roughly 15 minutes and i dont see a sign of it stopping. this shit is fucking awesome. what is that crumping? breaking? ballroom spazzing? what is he doing? lmao....

the rest of the clip is okay, seeing nick carter act all trailer parky is kinda fun. but the dancing, thats some grade a comedy

4 open bars later....

drunk n hot giiirls

THE BLACK HEARTS BAR CRAWL RECAP

bar one - really just a liquor store that was giving out absinthe samples. apparently it just got legalized and tastes like mouthwash. that shit had me lightheaded as shit. and some of them LES drunkies was goin back for seconds and thirds. that shit is gonna be the new crystal meth, watch

bar two - POOL PARTY! how we find a pool party in the middle of february i have no idea. but that shit was poppin off. the last time we went to this 'event' we left to early and the next day photos of all kinda hedonism popped up but we left early again. somebody got pregnant in them waters, and i think i know who

bar three - erm, we missed that cus we couldnt find a cab and hopped on the train. suffice to say i was tipsy enough to not be tripping

bar four - rum and pineapple is a good combination. this joint was supposed to be a nineties rnb party but i aint hear that much rnb and the dj was sneakin in shit from the 00's. they had a makeout contest advertised but we left the party before that jumped off. i kinda just wanted to go home at this point lol

bonus bar - bar three was en route to the train so we stopped by there and that shit was WACK. it was billed as the fuck valentines day party so we was thinkin shit was gonna be major. wrong, WRONG (c) charlie murphay

the moral to the story: if you ever stumble across a pool party dont leave early.

THE END (c) me

GET MONEY!

BLACK HEARTS RIDERS MOUNT UP!*

dave you dont want none of this fam, you go in the house hug your loved ones and lock those doors. us 'holics is about to ride. fam i got a list of like 5 open bars and i hit up my 3 tried and trues who always come thru on the help out. we gonna try and drain this city of all the free liquor we can find family.

on the cool tho, enjoy your evenings and love the one you with (or without) and more importantly dont drive drunk. drunk sex is okay but strap up if you do.

*i see you meka haha!

Beyonceitis

BEST.BLOG.EVER

the post about beyonce's family tryna jump rhianna at the staples center last night is priceless! the rest of the entries are just as if not funnier. this shit is comedic GOLD!

Gregory Abbott - Shake You Down

weh oh well.

niggas if you aint singin along with that shit up there you aint got no romancipation in you. none, you probably aint never kissed a girl. nigga you probably cant even get your hand to please you when you need to. you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME?!?! learn the words to that shit fam

look at his eyes man.. GREEN EYES IN THE 80's?!?! son i bet its still women lined up to audition as extras in that joint. shit... that joint goes so hard fam, i think i just made a baby listenin to it

for added slowgrindosity lets have the great freddie jackson debate

you are my lady vs rock with me

i cant decide!!!!!

brown paper baggin it, not like khaled is (c) dondub**

this old coat photographs great

- so last night i did something i shoulda did a LONG time ago, i joined netflix. So far my que is off the chain and expanding. I know i got a few friends (che & elucid... WHERE YOU AT!?!) who need to find my que but to any readers out there who are also gettin they netflix on lets link. click HERE to add me!

- the weather report said it was gonna rain and while its not really THAT cold outside i ran with the pictured coat since it has a hood and i dont really have my umbrella (aye aye) i think its in my car still and my car is parked a block in the other direction than my daily route. regardless as i stood on the a train fumbling with my ipod and sack lunch** i realized that coats are the ULTIMATE in manbags.

hear me out for a second, like women can just throw shit in that clutch/satchel an keep it moving while us men have to exercise this economy of space everytime we decide to exit our apartment, taking only what we need or dont mind abandoning at a moments notice. enter the coat. the joint i wore today has roughly 7 very NICE sized pockets and 2 smaller 'junk drawers'. man now i see how women will have a 6 month old pack of gum and $635.13 cents worth of pennies floatin around in the bottom of they shit. i had gloves, museum flyers, halls, change, grocery bag, etc. floating around in my pockets.

i think this is why i have an affinty for jackets, simply because i can take extra shit, but then again there is something very liberating about having a very condensed load as you roam these here streets. especially in nyc.

- if you havent noticed i have listed all the albums that i have appeared on, well a majority of them, there are still a million odds, ends and mixtapes (sup that dude dave) that i have forgot to list (BOONDOCKS! *smh*) and it is more than a work in progress. its a living body of work that will be continuously revised and updated. i will hotlink all of the images so that you can have easy access to download the free shit and purchase the for sale shit. and the donation button is on some 'just incase you feel like supporting the arts' shit. you know sorta like radio head but not, lol.

welp, gotta jet (oh shit i just said jet (c) von pea)

*although i have a million email addresses, PLEASE do not spam me people (TATIANA I SEE YOU!)

ny state of mind (c) nas

RANDOM:

- while we have this spell of oddly warm weather i hung out in bryant park today. you cant notice it in the photo but the ice skating rink is covered by a sheet of water. this made watching ppl take the L (get it) THAT much more fun. like where as they would usually just tumble to the hard ice and get up a lil powdery, fam niggas was steppin off with piss puddles on em. it was awesome.

- there is also this guy on the corner of 42nd and 6th that has a small army of cats, dogs and rabbits that he has posed on some pedestal like thing in front of the starbucks. this guy is strange an i still havent figured out what the animals do besides nothing when its warm and shiver when its cold. either way he draws a crowd and i tend to be in the crowd, alot :/

- while in said crowd some guy randomly asks me do i liek to eat some strange animal meat. he had a thick accent and he kept telling me how tender and white it was. come to think of it he was pointing at the mans animal circus... :(

- lastly on the train today i though the lil window i saw a couple making out on a VERY crowded train. they were sitting and well the guy was kinda leaned over like his girl was tellin him something and she was tonguing his ear DOWn! it was kind of amazing cus they aint care who was watching (namely me and i was staring hard!) but yeah that shit was nice

- sleepin on the train is definitely an art and i think i may have mastered it. think..

*i would talk about suburban sprawl right now but meh... wait for it. fuck imma blog about music for? lol

SUNDAY SCIENCE EDITION

so for the past month i have been pondering what would happen if i put a whole egg in the microwave, but after shutting down the university of cincinnati's student center by putting aluminum foil in the microwave i swore to never microwave random objects again. i damn near set the thing on fire and all the power on the bottom floor went out.

well god bless youtube because sure enought i found that and a whole lot more. apparently the world is filled with people are are just as inquisitive as me and dont mind possibly fucking up their microwave. so i present to you random microwaved objects!

cd in the microwave

light bulb in the microwave

soap in the microwave

furby in the microwave

lit matches in the microwave

grape in the microwave?!

this sidekick lx takes pretty damn good photos

this is my shared house cat, her name is jasmine. she is very lethargic.

thats me brudda. his name is chance and he had JUST got his haircut. this photo was taken en route to the airport as i was closing out my xmas holy day weekend stay

i came home to a $75 gift card to target and the first thing i did when the new year hit was went to spend that shit. among other things i bought a dvd player and a mop but you know i splurged and bought the best incidentals that target had to offer. but upon getting home i realized my lotion was missing. i hate when you leave some shit at the register, L. but my favorite part of that atlantic mall target is the cart escalator. apparently im not alone cus i hear adults and kids alike marveling at it in amazement. i want to ride in a cart on the escalator

this is me right now typing this blog. i dont feel like rotating the photo but i put it up to illustrate a point. the heaters in my apt make the air really dry and it makes it really hard to breathe. i woke up yesterday at 7.30 gasping for air with a really raw throat. a friend recommended i sleep with a scarf over my face and since she is the home remedy queen i decided to give it a go. needless to say it works and i will be rocking this shit at random in my apartment from now on*. so if yall come over and you see me like this its because it helps me breathe, no wacko jacko

okay time to get dressed for work...

* or at least until i buy a humidifier
**new episode of lessondary radio is up btw -> lessondaryradio.mypodcast.com

men who look like oatmeal cookies*

edward james olmos


ray liotta

im watching revolver, this shit is pretty damn dumb. the best part of the movie besides andre being in it is ray liottas skin. its astoundingly bad and its something about the way the movie is shot that makes it even more pronounced.

i have to at least see this shit thru until the end but its just kinda hard to watch. at one point it turned into an animated movie. im so confused, so very confused.

*this is a comment on their skin, im not sayin they look delicious or nothing like that. no homo(genized milk)