*beep* Hey guys, sorry I'm not around to take your call. Leave a message and I'll be sure to reply when i get back. And remember, if you dont leave a message you didnt call.
IF YOOOooooOOOU DOn'T PAY ME BACK FOR THE WHITE CaSTLES AND FRIIIIES>>> IMA HAVE TO FIIIIND WHERE YOOOOoOU LIVE AND TAKE WHAT EEEVER I WANT... DOn'TESS ME MUh Duckka Fuckka. I'ma Take Yo' SHiiiiit.
((( OH I GOTTTTA STOP DRINKIN THIS OVER PROOF RUM ALL BY MYSELF)))
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**HEAVYBREATHING**
**ASKS IF YOUR Fridge is Running**
**MOre HEAVYBREATHING**
**Sings FINALLY ((CECE Peniston))**
(and YES, thiiis used to be my 12 y/old prank call routine. I'm AWESOME)
"all you hoes stop calling my daddy"
immakillyoumuthafucka..
immakillyoumuthafucka..
'faith?'
immakillyoumuthafucka.. immakillyoumuthafucka..
'word? you soft dukes..'
immakillyoumuthafuca..
'eat a dick'
*click*
shut the fuck up.
*THROWS DRINK ON ANSWERING MACHINE*
Boo to this post, MCDayJob.
**DRUNK DIALS**
ANN ANNOOUTTUTJHER THANG MUH FUUUCKA...
IF YOOOooooOOOU DOn'T PAY ME BACK FOR THE WHITE CaSTLES AND FRIIIIES>>> IMA HAVE TO FIIIIND WHERE YOOOOoOU LIVE AND TAKE WHAT EEEVER I WANT... DOn'TESS ME MUh Duckka Fuckka. I'ma Take Yo' SHiiiiit.
((( OH I GOTTTTA STOP DRINKIN THIS OVER PROOF RUM ALL BY MYSELF)))
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