Wednesday, September 26, 2007

they're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack (c) carol ann

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UPDATE 1:
coffee makes me hyper and gives me slight tourettes
coffee makes me hyper and gives me slight tourettes
coffee makes me hyper and gives me slight tourettes
coffee makes me hyper and gives me slight tourettes
coffee makes me hyper and gives me slight tourettes
coffee makes me hyper and gives me slight tourettes
ZIM ZAM ZOOOGIE!! AAOOOOOOGAH!! AAOOOOGAH!!

i am on 10!!! right now, if you know how manic i am you would know that i am a real sight to see right now. skipping, singing, humping boxes of stationary when nobody is looking. oh yeah...

UPDATE 2:
There is no update 2... actually write your own update in the comments section and ill post it. hows that for interactive?

UPDATE 3:
the coffee high has passed, i am now drowning in weeks worth of slack that and last minute demands. *that* email convesation should be starting up anyminute now... *sigh* oh how the pendulum of mania swings... AND I FORGOT TO PACK MY APPLE TODAY... L

12 comments:

bfnh. said...

coffee gives me the shits. and, coffee always comes out smelling like coffee when i take a wiz. i hate that -- it's worse than asparagus. well, maybe not worse, because SITC taught us that no lass likes a gob of "funkyspunk" no matter how much of a goop-gobbler she is.

in other office related issues ((i prolly need to write/illustrate this someday)) you ever have the desire to kick a co-worker in the back as hard as you can? maybe they are leaning over to grab something out of the fridge's crisper in a breakroom -- and, all that exposed back just calls to you to place you're heal on their lower spine after leaping into the air.

one of these days, sally from hr is gonna get treated to the 2k7 version of open neck, no respect.

tia said...

happy little magical elf

lol

Sandy said...

YOU BETTER DRINK YOUR WATER.

CLEAR PEE!!!!
CLEAR PEE!!!
CLEAR PEEEEEEE!!!!

None of that skunky stuff BFNH mentions.

I want a cup of coffeee sooooo baaaad... I miss the taste... *rest of comment deleted*

Oh well.
I'd pay good money to see you hump boxes of stationary. In fact, I'd buy a tee to see that sex act.

Donald Williams said...

bfnh: im over here DYING. yeah man, that shit ALWAYS smells like coffe. always. the other day i went on the quest for clear and after a gallon of water my shit was like evian fam. ladies love that aquafina peeno grigio fams..

and yeah we gonna need an illustration of that scenario man, for realfor real. like ill even write up a whole story for it lol

tia: youcallin me an elf?

Donald Williams said...

sandy: the stationary humping is a very intimate act. like i have to close the door and turn off the lights just to set the mood.

so seductive...

Sandy said...

so Yayo with the reams of papermill paper.

Turn over and tell it lets do it again.

Donald Williams said...

*WAVES HAND FEVERISHLY IN FRONT OF FACE WHILE MAKING IT RAIN WITH CORPORATE LETTERHEAD*

tia said...

yes

Sandy said...

*cues mariachi band*

I did both dances in Cleveland. And will do it again on Sunday. Ugh... not fully by choice.

Feel free to poke fun @ me.

bfnh. said...

this dude i knew back in high school was like 6'3" 240 or so and began "training" so that he could "smack ninjas up." literally, that's not a radio friendly word substitute. he had an idea about battling ninjas like he was part zombie/pirate/cyborg.

he was the first one to introduce me to "daydreaming about kicking people in the back." he worked at a lawfirm for a summer and when he came across other people "in the stacks" were they kept the legal briefs, if they were bent over [nhjic] trying to get a file from one of the lower shelves, it would expose their backs for a vicious, life altering kick.

the temptation may have been too great for him and he may be serving time now because of it.

back on (off) topic: i gotta switch over to water. the coffee is just a shorter walk & we're outta hot chocolate so i've been abusing the french vanilla.

((parts of the opening paragraph might not be true.))

Anonymous said...

does grazed nuts give you funky spunk too?

funky funky

Harrisburg, PA is rockin' the TM shirts by the masses. *jumps on the bandwagon*

nickels said...

dude.
i was once with this guy who started drinking all those odwalla smoothie drinks all the time, right.
his ... essence became thicker.
and i swear i could taste strawberry banana or green machine.
it was gross.
i had to tell him to stop drinking them joints.

please drink water.
and won't too much coffee cause the stones to return?