Thursday, August 16, 2007

***BREAKING NEWS***

sexy sirens of destruction say: donwill must pay!

ilyas has informed me that my job is karmatic balance for my fetishization of asian women. he laughed really hard as he said this and i think followed it up with a 'dog your life is crazy' or something to that effect.

i would like to formally apologize for enjoying lily thai and lucy lu and all other asian women i have oogled in the past.

in other news i just learned how to pronounce the chinese alphabet and dipthongs. i still have to learn korean and japanese. the person who was instructing me told me that i was pretty good for a first timer and most of the time ppl who are that good at pronouncing words in other languages are musically inclined. if only she knew LOL. i countered by telling her that im really into words and word origins. the vowels and sounds and syllables and shit. i wasnt lying either.

all this cultural immersion got me dyin to cross the pond. can we get some overseas dates already? maybe this is preparation. id rather believe that than karma. i did have alot of lily thai on my hard drive tho...

:/

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yoko deSalle accepts your apology.

ms. swifty said...

you sir, are a strange bird indeed.

speaking of bird( but not really) i'm eating this rice George's mom sent for you. fuck it, homes. you had your chance.

keeping with the theme, i think you should get you some Chinese food... AH HICKY HICKY HICO... i can't be your loveeeeeeeer. (c) De La

Rosemary said...
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Rosemary said...

YOU have a "fetishization of asian women"...? Weird, I would've never guessed that... I think Il might have one too though...

nichole said...

do your asian friends think you're only hanging with them to satisfy the fetish?
that would suck.