ilyas has informed me that my job is karmatic balance for my fetishization of asian women. he laughed really hard as he said this and i think followed it up with a 'dog your life is crazy' or something to that effect.
i would like to formally apologize for enjoying lily thai and lucy lu and all other asian women i have oogled in the past.
in other news i just learned how to pronounce the chinese alphabet and dipthongs. i still have to learn korean and japanese. the person who was instructing me told me that i was pretty good for a first timer and most of the time ppl who are that good at pronouncing words in other languages are musically inclined. if only she knew LOL. i countered by telling her that im really into words and word origins. the vowels and sounds and syllables and shit. i wasnt lying either.
all this cultural immersion got me dyin to cross the pond. can we get some overseas dates already? maybe this is preparation. id rather believe that than karma. i did have alot of lily thai on my hard drive tho...