Monday, July 30, 2007

FUCK YOU BOB


i swear to god he looks just like this guy and is probably as annoying. he smells like moth balls and doesnt know how to use a cpu so he asks if he can dictate shit to me. NO YOU CANT NIGGA! SIT YO OLD ASS DOWN AND JUST FUCKING WRITE IT OUT FOR ME! ITS BAD ENOUGH IM EVEN DOIN THIS SHIT FOR YOU HOMEBOY YOU COULD AT LEAST GIVE ME THE COMMON COURTESY OF NOT BREATHING THAT LIVERSPOTTED BREATH DOWN MY NECK.

i promise i am not doing his shit right now because i dont feel liek doing it right now. fuck i look like kinkos nigga? i got bigger fish to fry and huge language barriers to hurdle and this nigga rollin up askin me to type a blurb for some fancy ass roast they givin his friend. wtf?

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nobody is going to save your life and if you are waiting for them to you are sadly mistaken. i will elaborate on this later if i feel like it but im having a hellacious day and all i want out of life right now is to go walk around the campus and chill, shit maybe ill find a local pub and sneak a beer in. lord knows i need it right now. i know god got a sense of humor tho, cus there is a gay dude here and his last name is alcock. nuff said. im just biding my time, waitin in line and tryna get mine.

i saw the preliminary cover art for suburban sprawl (oh yes... oh HELL yes) yall niggas aint ready at all. you know what fuck that shit right now rap schmap... i dont need no consoling either, unless it is tangible and preferably decorated with a presidential portrait.

pay me or be away from me

*****UPDATE****

came back from lunch and the MINUTE i sat down he walked up. like i had JUST awoke my cpu and he was all SO DID YOU DO...

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*deep breath*

3 comments:

Sandy said...

poor you.

nickels said...

shake that shit off and then go stroke one out.

terica said...

i get that too from this ladie who always wants something typed for her church sunday school. it's baffling to me that they allow her to teach sunday school in the first place when she's a walking ash tray and calls the kids on the job fat fucks.