Things I don't want for xmas

A snow ball maker, last time I checked I had hands and they worked just
fine. Gag gifts are a waste if they cost more than 99 cent. The poor
bastard who gets this can't regift and they are pretty much stuck to dig
it out when the giver shows up.

Do I even gotta explain the makaveli kicks? Who would want that shit. A
blin person maybe? Probably not. Pac wouldn't wear them himself and his
face is on the box. Hey I got an idea, let him rest. Stop droppin lps
that he wouldn't make with his name on em...