Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Son you shook...

I came home and had to kill 3 cave crickets. One in the kitchen again and a baby one in the dining room. They were both sluggish from the raid so beating them with the broom wasn't that hard to do at all. Then one came from under my front door like 10 minutes later. I don't know where they are coming from, well I mean technically they are coming from outside but how are they getting in? Its all too much to deal with and it makes me hate being at home. And there was some wierd beetle in my room on the wall.

I'm exhasted but I don't want to turn the lights off. Has M. Night Shamalan decided to write me into his next flick? Is hitchcock smiling down from heaven at my plight? What do they want from me? WHAT DO THEY WANT FROM ME?!?!

My girl saw he carcass laid out by baseboard gangland style (I like to make examples of them, show their buddies whose boss) and she refuses to believe that it's a cricket. She was like 'I aint ever seen one one of those in my life' man, I don't want to sleep here. I keep thinkin its gonna pounce on me in my sleep. I want to go sleep in my car but I can't so now I am going to try and go to bed and hopefully I will wake up, get dressed and leave without having to fight an armada of mini monsters. It doesn't help that I don't have a vacuum so I've got these huge ass tumbleweed sized lint balls blowin across my desolate apartment, because when you are paranoid and jumpy, they all look like bugs. Anything that casts a shadow. The real question is why do I have lint big enough to cast a shadow chillin on my carpet. Lol? Errrrr...

The scary part is I know they are in here with me somewhere, waiting for the lights to go out so they can kick it. And to top it off I'm out of raid. :^(

I'm not cuttin the tv off either. See you in a few hours, wish me luck. Signing off @ 12:15am

**7 houts later**

Okay I'm up and on mu way to work, tired but I didn't see any this morning. Yay. Its gonna be a long day.

5 comments:

tia said...

i am cracking up laughing at you. didn't you survive the cicadas?! you do know that you can sweep carpet too, right? you don't need a vacuum for surface tumblelint.

oh and i can't really aim from work. i can get on aim express but it doesn't work most of the time.

The Rapper With a Dayjob said...

but my carpet has a lot of nap to it. i guess i could still sweep it.

:/

i wish you had aim man. its alot on my mind today...

tia said...

i'll sign on and see if it works. if you get a msg from me but i don't respond, it's because it's not working.

RedHotMama said...

*note to self*
never go to donald's apartment.

Cheryl said...

Did they look like this?

http://veryraw.com/images/large/spidercricket01.jpg