Awesome

A mid thirties grown man who walked out of a store smoking newport barks
"YO!" and two elementary age children look up in response. They all
start moving towards the crosswalk in unison. One child looks up and
says "where are we going?" The man says to "school nigga, you goin to
school"

I also saw a child smoking a cigarette while eating sour power straws,
the breakfast of champions.

I also got my first nyc parking ticket, 115.00... :(