*Stina's True Stories - Episode 1: The Suitcase

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im posting this because she is playing our beat in the background and that made me smile. so stina for you i will type a true life story about myself. a very brief one cus i should be packing and fixing the itenerary.

as a child my eyes got stuck crossed and that is why i wear glasses. thanks to my older sister i crossed them on a dare and held them crossed for too long causing the muscle to sprain and ended up having to get surgery and the whole nine. the class photos i took that year actually has me cross eyed because well they were stuck. so if you ever wondered why one lens in my glasses is SOO strong its because thats the eye that drifted... lol

theeee eennnnnnd

smack dvd: von pea, che grand, emilio rojas, naturel

OH SHIT SON! NIGGAS GOT THE CAL'S ON EM!! GET THAT GUAP NIGGA! WIRELESS SON! WIRELESS! LISTEN... NO HOLD UP. LISTEN... NO, AYO LISTEN. NAH SON... YO LISTEN. LOOK! AYO LISTEN! LOOK!! OH SHIT SON! NIGGAS GOT THE CAL'S ON EM!! GET THAT GUAP NIGGA! WIRELESS SON! WIRELESS! LISTEN... NO HOLD UP. LISTEN... NO, AYO LISTEN. NAH SON... YO LISTEN. YO LISTEN. LOOK! AYO LISTEN! LOOK!! OH SHIT SON! NIGGAS GOT THE CAL'S ON EM!! GET THAT GUAP NIGGA! WIRELESS SON! WIRELESS! LISTEN... NO HOLD UP. LISTEN... NO, AYO LISTEN. NAH SON... YO LISTEN. YO LISTEN. LOOK! AYO LISTEN! LOOK!!

LEAK!

muhahahah....

(ill probably be asked to take this down lol)

Jimmy Kimmel is Fucking Ben Affleck

how the hell did i miss this? im in tears.... this is amazing

Kurupt - All Night

i need an mp3 of this song now... not now but RIGHT now! yo dave and che man we gettin swagger jacked! hahaa. that nigga mykestro on there too? sheeeit

man listen. talk about a jam

if you can get an mp3 of this shit email it to me please...

BONUS CLIP: ABOVE THE LAW MURDER RAP

man i miss the early nineties west coast rap. jesus christ...

Silent Idols: Todd Shaw aka Too $hort

BITCH!

bad performance of one of his best songs i found on youtube... ive really been listening to him alot lately. go figure

yall are gonna hate my bknati verses

this is me, right now today.

i cant explain it. all day i been real lightheaded and tingly. like really REALLY racy. i cant sit still and when i do i feel faint and when i move i feel faint too. i have an appetite but i cant eat and im forcing pasta down my throat right now. im multitasking on shit that dont even require attention at all too. im literally trembling as i type this and i dont know why.

the music business is killing me

discovery channel aint got shit on me

so for the past few days i have been obsessed with finding clips of this thing called the snakehead fish that is indigenous to thailand (i think) has rows of teeth like a shark and can live OUTSIDE of water for hours maybe days. oh yeah, and they are poppin up in certain areas of the united states from what i hear.

i also stumbled across this thing called a sun fish thats pretty cool. shit is huge and i hear its real stupid. like i hear they will swim into boats and kill themselves and depending on the boat put a hole in the side by accident like WHOOPS!

this i show i spend my time... lol

BONUS CLIP

OH SHIT! A COW EATING A CHICKEN SON!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!

the first 8 seconds of this clip are great

i have been laughing at his 'dance moves' for roughly 15 minutes and i dont see a sign of it stopping. this shit is fucking awesome. what is that crumping? breaking? ballroom spazzing? what is he doing? lmao....

the rest of the clip is okay, seeing nick carter act all trailer parky is kinda fun. but the dancing, thats some grade a comedy

GET MONEY!

BLACK HEARTS RIDERS MOUNT UP!*

dave you dont want none of this fam, you go in the house hug your loved ones and lock those doors. us 'holics is about to ride. fam i got a list of like 5 open bars and i hit up my 3 tried and trues who always come thru on the help out. we gonna try and drain this city of all the free liquor we can find family.

on the cool tho, enjoy your evenings and love the one you with (or without) and more importantly dont drive drunk. drunk sex is okay but strap up if you do.

*i see you meka haha!

Dilla Dog... Keep Shining...

shout out to 6th sense for this one! ayo derrick, im already standing on line for DAF3...

oh and tune in to 2dopeboyz today for all the dilla updates that you can handle! thats where i nabbed this youtube clip at and since one wont do they already got up 3 dilla podcasts!

my life is changed

Rap is Outta Control: Rick Ross @ the Fader

"i rub em every morning to wake em up, like come to daddy" - rick ross on his tattoo's

i wont lie to yall, im in a bit of a funk today. some of that good M.I.A.M.I.* shit so how befitting is it that this rick ross clip smooth had me dying laughing. from the self portrait chain to the grand tour of his tatt'ed torso this is some grade a shit. you can watch for yourself by clicking the picture and hear ross tell you all about fashion or you can just look at those vidcap's and listen to a dj khalid song, same shit.

* money IS a major issue

Dondub's Home Videos - We Be

funny how time flies, especially when its time to turn around and do it all over again. after a really long talk with ilyas i opened the brooklynati folder today to discover that i have alot of work ahead of me. hopefully its as fun as the last ride was....

may as well cancel that netflix subscription

i am going to shoot a video

click the picture to see the video, if you are into that kinda thing

after waking up to this on youtube and thinking about the ambition of a kid and their digital camera i have decided to bankroll* my own video shoot. i will shoot, direct and star in it. there may or may not be cameos depending on if i feel like dragging my friends down with me, more that likey there wont be unless i use uncleared footage of them from all the times ive just been shooting at random.

it will probably involve me in my junky ass box of an apartment doing non rapperish things while rapping. there will not be a shout out section at the top of my video just a very simple sequence of very boring shots cut in some sort of entertaining manner. im already building a list of shots in my head such as:

• classic long shot
• classic close up shot
• classic sitting down shot
• classic walking down the street shot
• classic getting dressed shot
• classic in the booth shot
• and several others...

i will then share my video with the world via youtube. when people comment on how poorly shot the noticeably low budget clip is i will then say it just shows that i dont take myself too seriously, but some people will think that from jump.

i will do this all in one day because well its not that hard and it wont be that complicated of a shoot. maybe i will break down the shooting and editing to 2 days but that probably wont even be necessary. i dont have a song in mind, it may be for a song nobody has ever heard but it will NOT be for anything_related_to_tanya_morgan_at_all_period.mp3

suburban sprawl maybe? we'll see... that still does not usurp the original idea that i have not shared with anyone besides suhBURB, scott and von. (btw george if you are reading this and i dont mention it ask me about it so i can see if you can help me out)

you may be asking your self "why don, why?" well simply put, because i can.

this blog is in no way taking shots at tokyo diva or parodying her thought process in shooting the linked video. i actually find it really invigorating that the kids arent waiting on handouts due to feelings of entitlement. we can ALL take notes from that cus nobody is going to save your life fam. may as well believe in yourself right?

*bankroll meaning spend my time, not money. well they are the same thing essentially tho right? whatever

what the hell have i found?

(click the photo for that scene, the autostart got annoying)
www.honeyshed.com

ladies step your danceable denim game up and men enjoy the process...

Che Grand - Everything's Good Ugly EPK

Che Grand - Everything's Good Ugly EPK
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PEOPLE BOOWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!

UPDATE: this is the rough draft version, that may explain the audio being so *low* on parts

Gregory Abbott - Shake You Down

weh oh well.

niggas if you aint singin along with that shit up there you aint got no romancipation in you. none, you probably aint never kissed a girl. nigga you probably cant even get your hand to please you when you need to. you hear me? DO YOU HEAR ME?!?! learn the words to that shit fam

look at his eyes man.. GREEN EYES IN THE 80's?!?! son i bet its still women lined up to audition as extras in that joint. shit... that joint goes so hard fam, i think i just made a baby listenin to it

for added slowgrindosity lets have the great freddie jackson debate

you are my lady vs rock with me

i cant decide!!!!!

rapping in a winter wonderland (c) frosty the snowman

that made me happy

i need to shave.. my mustache lookin like the hood on my coat :(

happy mlk day people

i really wish the bank was open today, really. i hate walkin around with checks to cash and cash to check you know? not good at all.

aside from the 13 hour trip home* on sunday denver was cool. for some reason THIS was the highlight of the trip for me. you know vip booths and bottle service cant compare to marveling at the work of mother nature.

now that im back home and fully rested up from my jetlag(s) im ready to attack my day/week with vigor. lemme go fire up the dry erase board so that i can line up this work. its alot to get done around here. i gotta write, rap, wipe my apt down and i REALLY wanna play with my keyboard, bad.

shout out to the homie (dj) pause over in new zealand, big tings a gwan... SEEEN!** stay tuned people, and this time im talkin literally :) you'll see...

*atlanta, invest in a snowplow and some salt please. i know you dont get alot of snow but 1 inch of flush should NOT paralyze your city.
**holla at the faux patois... gangsta right?

fuck bitches, get money (c) b.i.g

this is what it sounds like, when pimps cry

best scene in the whole movie hands down... hands fucking down! the blood curdling scream they both did is amazing. this joint makes me think about hollywood shuffle lol. if you dont know what movie this is its willie dynamite and for the record that nigga is probably one of the most simpinist pimps out there man. he lived up to both of the L's in his name.

the other night we all got together and watched this movie and while sometimes i feel really guilty when i shirk responsibility last night was not one of those times, it was very much needed. while i am pretty busy lately (shit i had more free time when i had a job it seems) i still find time here and there to take a break. breaks are not only supposed to rejuvenate you tho, they are supposed to inspire you, so while goin to the fader party tonight and having a beer may be a nice distraction, in the long run what does that do for my process? exactly...

that said i really do wish that i had a drink right now ((no emo)) hmm... oh yeah! COQUITO!!!!!!!!!!!!! fire it up grand... im goin in on the last of the holiday brew! pray fuh me lol...

back to work...

hey brianna um....

I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED
:(

i liked this better when it was just words but that mask is kinda scary, thanks for the nightmares toots lol... the message still rings true tho