Eye Candy: Rachel Ray?!?!

she aint this skinny no more, and thats a good thing

so lemme run a hypothetical situation by you guys. you marry a woman/man who just cant fucking cook, at all. that is NOT whats hot at all. my nigga imagine if your woman couldnt cook and believed she could and she went about making you elaborate meals every day, would you just adapt? i mean you can buy her a cook book but nine times outta ten she would just find a new meal to fuck up.

the other day i sat down to eat with a couple and the food was not very good at all, maybe it was made to their particular tastes. maybe it was healthy and i aint know it. but the shit was bland and not really delicious. i ate it tho (i be HONGRY) and as i did i wondered did the guy really enjoy this food? did the girl really think she was cookin up some marvelous shit? i dont know, maybe i just caught her on a bad day but it wasnt that good at all.

enter rachel ray and her succulent turkey pictured above... mmmm mmmm good (c) campbells

lemme go finish fixing this itenerary :/

Eye Candy: Amerie (return of the asiany)

okay, i gotta take some time to give some shine to my OG boobear i dont know how i just turned a blind eye to her like that and while i am still caught up over new new, i cant let my affections for this one go cold like i did for mya*. i lost love for this lady in all of my lauren london lust and just generally neglected her and yesterday when i said that new new was bringin black back it made me remeber how fantastic AyMary was...

yeah she may have lil legs but she is pretty den a mufucka...

(but she aint fuckin w/ new new famz)

*fuck i feel a mya post comin on soooon...

Eye Candy: Cassie* & Lauren London

*while cassie counts... this aint got nothing to do w/ her

name a flyer chick, nobody is fucking with new new fam.. nooobody. hands down. nigga if i was a girl id go gay for her. shit if she was gay id get a sex change just to have a shot at her. thats a bad bitch fam...

my niggas she is standin next to cassie (who is mad asiany btw) and im not even lookin at cassie. not even givin her a side glance. im focused man. she is bringin black back, word up. got a nigga over here denouncing pad thai & lily thai! hell even AMERIE! thats deep...

thats all i wanted to say

Eye Candy: Lisa Raye

worksafe?

first off if you complain about this pic being not worksafe you probably should be doing some work. i mean for real, you aint gettin paid to be reading blogs lookin at lisa raye's lady lumps. get yo paper player, dont let me digital loafing jam you up. now onto the post....

see i cant lie, i aint used to like her. like not as a person, as an actress. because i felt like she just didnt do a good job, at all. i mean she wasnt bad but she definitely helped the others around her shine in my opinion. but i cant lie, i'd watch her read the dictionary if i could.

as of late i have been watching reruns of all of us (that show she was on with that lil boy and tisha campbells* husband) and i find myself really kinda just watching it to look at her. well i cant lie i kinda enjoy the show BUT man she wears the HELL outta any outfit you put her in. i almost feel bad for hating on her acting now, especially as vocal as i was about it all. well actually no, no i dont.

what she been up to lately? anybody know?

*bonus picture: tisha and lisa in - lightskinded swaggajacking (remember when tisha was the go to lightskinded chick? swagger jacked!)

what the hell have i found?

(click the photo for that scene, the autostart got annoying)
www.honeyshed.com

ladies step your danceable denim game up and men enjoy the process...